I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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