I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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