I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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