I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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