don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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