So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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