There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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