wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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