I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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