Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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