I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Randomize
