Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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