I showed him my bush... on skype.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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