i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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