I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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