is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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