FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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