My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I smell stomach acid.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You can't just leave with hair like that
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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