no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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