I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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