But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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