We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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