They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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