You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize
