i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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