The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Can you bring me the toilet please
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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