Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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