this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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