my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
the raccoons are back...
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