I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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