he puts the penis in happiness.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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