Where is the hickey?
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Dignity is for republicans.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
