i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i jhust puked up my retainher.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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