I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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