Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
