my vag is so smooth its legendary
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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