She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i just sent this text using only my big toe
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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