i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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