can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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