Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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