People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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