Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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