Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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