This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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