Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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