Porn is love you can see.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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