she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I just want to make out with him forever
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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