this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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