No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
The Olympian is in my bed
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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