I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
