sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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