do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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