hotel room ftw
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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