I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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