Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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