i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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